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AN ON-LINE DUEL BETWEEN JAN OF ARC (DAVID'S PROTECTRESS) AND PETER NOONE!

David's friend, Peter Noone, or "Herman" of Herman's Hermits fame decided to launch Kimberly's Official Davy Jones Forum off by instigating a duel between myself (later appointed Jan of Arc) and Himself "Reverend Sung Long Noone",aka,"Dr. NoOne", aka, "Sir Peter of Noone". (This last alias supplied by Jan of Arc's supporters)

Sir Noone has several more alter personalities, as you can see for yourself if you choose to visit the Infidels in THEIR land, known as www.peternoone.com.Or his other official place, NoOne's Home.

This is the account of said duel:

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Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     luvdavid (Jan Chilton) (LUVDAVID)

To:       Kimberly (DASIOUX)

DateTime: 9/25/98 5:24 AM

Hi Kimberly, I am so excited about this! So many people aren't java enabled and now we can talk anyway! Now if we can just get David to talk to us! If Peter Noone is a reverend, then David needs to be a bishop! David, Myrtle Beach is an awfully lonely place without you! Please come back!!!

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Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     Doctor NoOne (PETERNOONE)

To:       luvdavid (Jan Chilton) (LUVDAVID)

DateTime: 9/26/98 12:24 AM


For your information, Peter Noone is not just a Reverend! He is the Very Reverend, which is much better than a Bishop, and he gets to choose his own mitres and purple garters for wholly daze.(I hear).

I am myself just a Doctor of Psychiatry, and would recommend that Davy does not become Java enabled as you suggest.

This would be a terrible thing for Mr. Jones, as, since he has been under my care, I have been trying to get him off all the enabling stuff he has been doing.
The last time he was enabled, he changed his name from Davey to Davy, as if a name change could make him invisible.

He had tried to be a David too as a child which is when he stopped growing up, and has forever since remained age 15.
He also talks as if he's 15!

When he's racing his Idigapony's, he is often overheard shouting "Giddy up Digpast, Giddy up!"

Poor old Digpast, his new girlfriend cannot get any more giddy, and has reported him to the RSPCA. Pony's have rights too you know.

Please give up your quest to Javavate the Jones. He needs another year or two of my help, than he can venture forth into the 20th Century, or fifth.

Keep healthy mentally if that's your name.

Doctor NoOne
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Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     luvdavid (Jan Chilton) (LUVDAVID)

To:       Doctor NoOne (PETERNOONE)

DateTime: 9/26/98 2:37 AM


Ok Reverend. I sent you an email, but I'll answer here to publish it. You may be a reverend, But David is now a Pope! Or the Church of England's equivalent there of! Nobody, but nobody is better than our David, better at anything!!! Including you. So there. But lord, (not you, Peter) Lord, I wish you could get him on the internet. I live for the day when he will see my worship site. I hope he never gets into the HaleBopp comet, or I will be a goner.
Bye now. Enough foolishness. DAVID REIGNS!
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Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     Doctor NoOne (PETERNOONE) DateTime: 9/26/98 12:56 PM

Hi Jan,
Did I suggest that I thought I was better than David. No! Younger yes,but as you know we are all created equal, then some of us get a computer, and are better able to interact with the rest of the world.
Retards to you all.
The NoOne.
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Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     luvdavid (Jan Chilton) (LUVDAVID)

To:       Doctor NoOne (PETERNOONE)

DateTime: 9/26/98 5:32 PM

But Peter, David gets better and better the older he gets!!!Not to worry, though, since you're younger, that means you have time to catch up and get to be as wonderful as he is! HEEHEE Jan ================================= =================================

Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     Doctor NoOne (PETERNOONE)

To:       luvdavid (Jan Chilton) (LUVDAVID)

DateTime: 9/26/98 5:44 PM

Hey jan,
That's cheating! You ironed his face!
Dr. Noone

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Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     luvdavid (Jan Chilton) (LUVDAVID)

To:       Doctor NoOne (PETERNOONE)

DateTime: 9/26/98 6:23 PM

          

Peter, you must be very bored. Kimberly is going to be mad with both of us. Aren't you always preaching (pun intended) about cluttering YOUR forum up with personal stuff! When you insult my God you are getting personal! NoOne (pun again) has to iron the face of the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth! Did he give you the summer sausage that I forgot and put in his offering basket at Myrtle Beach? Did YOU get any offerings when you all were down here??
I rest my case. Jan
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Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     Doctor NoOne (PETERNOONE)

To:       luvdavy (Jan Chilton) LUVDAVID

DateTime: 9/26/98 6:32 PM

I am bored, and a bit depressed because I was not included in the sausage business. Davy and Bobby must have thought your sausage would be wasted on me, as I already have one.
The Mad Doctor NoOne.

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Forum:   Official Davy Jones Forum

Subject: Welcome To Official Davy Jones Forum

From:     luvdavid (Jan Chilton) (LUVDAVID)

To:       Doctor NoOne (PETERNOONE)

DateTime: 9/26/98 6:47 PM

But Peter!! I'm sure David's sausage is the finest in the world! And it was in a very large package too! I just forgot he was a vegetarian. Bobby wasn't in on it at all. I thought maybe David had passed it on to you since he couldn't use it...I didn't realize you had your own. But I'm glad to hear it. Send me a mailing address and I'll see to it that you get some cheese,crackers and fruit to go with it. And don't be depressed, we can't all be gods.

  Jan

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This was a true and factual account of the duel between myself and Peter Noone over David. Sir Noone was a very worthy opponent, to say the least, and I will gladly welcome another chance to do battle with the Mad Doctor whenever he chooses! I will carry high the banner for Our Lord David!!!!!

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Kim Varnum and Peter Noone
Kimberly & Peter

Shortly afterwards, this mail scroll was presented to me from our favorite analyst
and fellow Banner Carrier!

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From: Docleeann@aol.com
Date: Fri, Oct 2, 1998, 8:46pm
To: luvdavy@webtv.net
Subject: Re: A Missive

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To the Noble Lady, Jan of Arc,

valiant champion of our most beloved

Lord David of Beavertown

Regarding her extremely Kind and Gracious offer to make me copies of her very becoming portraits of said Idol

I, her Devoted Servant, tendering my sincerest gratitude for such sweet generosity,

Nonetheless request most humbly that my lady save her gold coins to finance her upcoming Crusade to Clearwater

Where she must engage in battle with the Notorious Infidel

Sir Peter of Noone

And present him with a Sausage

to demonstrate that the Defenders of David

are as Gentle in Victory
as they are Fierce in Combat.

(Really, Lee has a very snazzy printer, and she has offered me her best paper to print the pictures from your site!) Lori

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Peter was asked in his own forum about when he first met David. His reply was so nice, I wanted everyone to see it.

HOW I MET DAVY JONES

submitted by PETER NOONE,

peter@peternoone.com

on 11/1/98 at 06:19 PM.

I have been asked how I first met Davy, so here is how I recall it.

I was at the BBC in London, and the Monkees were scheduled to appear on the same TV show as my band Herman's Hermits, The Beatles, and everyone else who was in the Top 20 in the UK that week.

I was interested in seeing the Monkees, because a few years earlier I had met with one of the producers of the show, and incredibly Bobby Darin (who was at the meeting...Wow my hero), and they had told me how they were going to put this bunch of zany and wonderful characters together, and do a TV series called The Monkees.

I heard their first record "Last train to Clarksville" and knew even without even seeing the TV show, that they were going to be big. Remember at the time that it was of no consequence who played on records or why they played, and the Mamas and the Papas didn't and I have bought all their recordings too.

I went over to their dressing room with a bloke who worked for the Beatles called Tony Bamwell, and George Harrison's chauffeur Terry Doran. We only got to say hello to Davy and Micky, who were great fun people, and we invited them to join us that night at the Speakeasy, which was our fave club and the Fab 4 were always there, and I could sit and look at them, and hope they would invite me for a drink, and therefore get to meet them, and all the better looking girls who were in London that night.

They didn't show up.
Neither did the Beatles.
Next time I saw Davy was in the late 60's and he told me he lived in Santa Barbara, which I thought was in Peru somewhere.

Then we met again in Chicago for the Oprah Winfrey show. he was an absolute sensational guest. I almost wet my trousers, and we discussed for the first time the Teen Idols idea!

Next, I met his two California daughters in 1986, and talked to them frequently about what a fan I was of their Dad's work, especially a song called Rainy Jane, and I told them how much respect I had for the whole Monkee thing, and how it must be stressful for the 4 blokes having to go through all that "who played what and when and why" nonsense.

Let me make my position on this issue clear right now. Any real musician does not care who played on the Monkees records. You either like the records or you don't. Just like Bruce Springsteen.
Do you love him?
Why not? Are you a fool?

See what I mean? It has no logic. Bruce just probably wants you to buy a CD! I am a bit of a Davy fan now, as I have watched him from the side of the stage almost 50 times this last year.He works as hard as Bruce Springsteen, and has the required amount of commitment.
100%!

He is finally going to escape the Monkee thing! I know the Monkee fans will want to see them grow old together, but I personally think HE is far better onstage by himself. He was already a very respected entertainer BEFORE he joined the Monkees, and they have diverted all the attention away from Davy Jones. So be it. I hope he becomes proud of his work with the Monkees, and gets to look back in joy instead of anger.

I too am working on a similar career. Sometimes you just have to let go of the past and start all over again. When he tries to do new stuff onstage he is chastised by the very people who call themselves "his fans".
I think not!

I am a real Davy fan, so he can do whatever he wants and I will give him my full support. If he wants to try out any new ideas, I am always willing to participate. Some work, and some stink.
Just like a DAY IN THE LIFE!

If he wants to do a show without doing Daydream Believer, fine. I wish I could sing it one night. He can do Henry the 8th.
That's the scoop, and the poop.

Peter Noone
I sang on all my records.
I never sang on any of Bruce Springsteen's.

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